In nine months, another presidential election will be over, and Americans will have made their choice. That choice, judging by the debates, straw polls and number of people who believe Condoleezza Rice is a side dish at Chili’s, will be this:
To not vote.
For a lot of people, anyway, because voter turnout isn’t a highlight of the greatest country in the world. Some of us just don’t appreciate our power to elect leaders who will be our voice in government and work tirelessly to create a proclamation honoring the Tilt-A-Whirl.
But maybe this year will be different. Maybe voter turnout will improve because, well, Oprah Winfrey is involved. She’s publicly supporting Democratic hopeful Barack Obama, who is expected to spend the next two weeks battling Hillary Clinton for most photo opportunities involving Texas barbecue.
Ms. Winfrey isn’t the only celebrity involved, of course. Sen. Clinton has support from Barbra Streisand, and Republican hopeful John McCain has muscle from Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone. If Mike Huckabee somehow wins the Republican nomination, he’ll have Chuck Norris to lend a hand — and an icy stare and a roundhouse kick.
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Welcome to another week, everyone. I always thought that the famous painting of dogs playing poker was something people found amusing – but not valuable.
Then I saw a story about how two “Two Dogs Playing Poker” paintings brought in more than half a million bucks at an auction. It actually happened three years ago, but I never knew about it, and now I’m a little shocked.
The exact total was $590,400, which is about $590,375 more than you might pay for a reprint somewhere.
According to the story, the buyer was not identified. I wonder if that’s because he or she didn’t want the paintings to get stolen or because paying that much was a little embarrassing.
You can check out the story and the paintings here.
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