About Matt Wixon
03:44 PM CST on Thursday, November 3, 2005
Hometown: The part of Plano where it's acceptable to not drive a
Beemer. Grew up in Glendale, Ariz., which is a lot like Phoenix, but
with more 7-Elevens and tattoo parlors.
Education: Attended the University of Arizona, where more than
30,000 students pursue basketball tickets, and occasionally, higher
learning. Graduated magna cum laude, which is Latin for "without money."
Studied journalism, at least on most weekdays.
Career: After spending three excruciating hours at a Tucson city
council meeting, decided to be a sports writer. Worked at several
newspapers in Arizona as a writer and editor, covering events such as
the Fiesta Bowl, the NBA finals and a high school basketball game that
featured a total of nine points. Invited to join The Dallas Morning
News in 1999 as a copy editor for SportsDay. Asked employer if
hiring included signing bonus, was laughed at, decided to take job
anyway. Became Collin County sports columnist in 2003 and then high
school sports columnist in 2005.
Humor columns: Started writing them many years ago, when audience
was limited to wife and spammable friends. Columns ran in a couple of
Arizona newspapers before making appearances in The News, and
DallasNews.com began running the columns in the summer of 2004.
Spammable friends rejoiced and changed their e-mail addresses.
If I had two spare hours, I would: spend the time with my two
boys, apologizing to them for being an embarrassing dad.
Something people don't know about me: I am dedicated to
uncovering the truth in every column that I write. Also, I am actually a
76-year-old woman with eight grandchildren. I live with four cats and
love Oreo cookies.
Every Friday, Dallas Morning News staffer Matt Wixon
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