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Matt Wixon

Matt Wixon is a columnist for Break Room.

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02/24/2008

Humor Me: Memories don't bite the dust
In 1980, I created what was probably the lowest-quality recording ever of Queen's "Another One Bites the Dust." That's what you get when your record off a clock radio.

02/17/2008

Humor Me: Celebs rule elections, too
Does a celebrity endorsement mean anything for a candidate? And do celebrity endorsements for anything -- soft drinks, watches, shoes, cars, etc. -- actually convince people to buy a product?

09/14/2007

Bless you ... and bless you again
As the allergy season begins, this is a good time to admit it. You’ve sneezed, not heard a “God bless you!” and felt cheated.

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Breakroom I would never do anything to tarnish my writing integrity, just like I would never be a total 'sellout' by saying a column is sponsored by Odor-Eaters. (Odor-Eaters only sponsored that sentence. This sentence is sponsored by Spray 'n Wash and Aunt Jemima Syrup).
– "Like, a rad '80s letter" 1/13/06
 Breakroom

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